And at the end of it all, we held hands and smiled together, smiled for the first time in what felt like forever - so long in fact, that our faces twitched with unfamiliarity as we did. The sun had come out. Children were playing. It was over, and though she didn’t have to say it, I loved her for articulating it anyway. The words kissed my ears like a warm summer breeze.
Your name is GAARA HYOUDAI, and you are a FLIGHTY GENT of CHARM AND INTELLIGENCE. You are currently 15 YEARS OLD. You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include LARPING, CRIME FLICKS, and HIGH-END JAPANESE FASHION. You have AN OBSESSION WITH LAW, and DRESS with GOTHIC LAW-BRINGING ATTIRE on a daily basis, and HOPE TO BE A HARD-BOILED COP when you grow up.
You live IN A HIGH CLASS MANSION with your SIBLINGS- your FLIGHTY BITCH OF A SIS and your PUPPET-LOVING JUGGALO BRO. Your ASSHOLE DAD and LOVING MOM- if you have any- ARE NEVER AROUND, therefore it’s up to good ‘ol SIS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, though you don’t need it since you are, in fact, almost an adult (practically).
You WERE chummy with the ALWAYS ADVENTUROUS ROCK LEE, but AFTER YOU ABSCONDED FROM YOUR SESSION OF SUBNIN, you don’t really talk much. Your SIS and BRO, who PLAYED IT WITH YOU AS A REPAYMENT, don’t really care. After TRAVELING TO THE BIG CITY, you met your DISCIPLE, the COOL YET DOWN-TO-EARTH SASUKE UCHIHA. You were pleased by his blue-and-red color scheme, and you’ve vowed to teach him the ways of SUBNIN and the art of the LAW-BRINGING GENTLEMAN.
YOU KNEW ALL ALONG that the people you played SUBNIN with were NOT WHO YOU WERE REALLY MEANT TO PLAY WITH, as you SAW IT IN AN INCREDIBLY TRIPPY DREAM after EATING PIE, which you ARE NOT ALOWED TO HAVE anymore, as they MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER GO LOOPY. Because of these TRIPPY DREAMS, you KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE KIDS and THE TROLLS. JADE HARLEY IS YOUR IDOL while KANAYA MARYAM is your DREAM-MENTOR, AND THE PERSON TO GET YOU INVOLVED WITH LOOKING FASHIONABLE. YOU KNEW SASUKE is the DIRECT COPY of JOHN EGBERT, but you keep it to yourself because it’s better he DOESN’T KNOW.
YOU WERE THE FIRST IN YOUR DIMENSION TO REACH GOD TIER, by LEVELING UP THE VERY POWER THAT EVERY SINGLE OTHER PLAYER WAS TOO LAZY TO DO, because IT TOOK TOO MUCH EFFORT. And you love to remind your friends. Especially Sasuke.
Though you naturally aquired the GOD TIER HOODIE, you ADDED ONTO IT WITH DIFFERENT ACCESSORIES, as you DESPISED THE PLAN LOOK AND THE LACK OF YOUR SPIFFY SHERIFF’S BADGE. Somewhere under all those layers is the emblem of a God. Somewhere.
You are the MAGE OF REALITY, and you can ALTER TIME AND SPACE like TWO OF THE KIDS BEFORE YOU. You, however, choose to JUST USE YOUR ORIGINAL POWER, WHICH IS MAGIC with your wand DUMBLEDORE.
YOU CAN FLY like SASUKE, but you just chose to walk since it’s QUITE OBSCENE AND UN-GENTLEMANLY of you to FLY OVER A DAMSEL.
Your PESTERNIN name is JustificatiousGinger [JG].
You type quite politely, as it is in fact rather rude to speak to another chum or darling damsel in such a flirtatious and lewd such as the way that your delightful new comrade Naruto dares to even type.