Otakukin believe that they have the souls of anime characters, or at least come...– HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU REINCARNATE FROM SOMEONE WHO DIDN’T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE OH MY GOD ASDAHKLASDHIGVFASDBGJVUO;SDG[S (via doctoremz) BEING MYSELF IS BORING I WANNA BE AN ANIME. (via catbountry)
BAD ARTISTS COME FROM BAD PARENTS
Aunt Julie: My daughter doesn't want to join any art classes at her school. Do you know why?
Me: I know I didn't want to take any art classes because they were too full to get much help from the teacher.
Aunt Julie: I think she said it was because she didn't want anyone changing her style of drawing. Does the art teacher usually try to tell you your style is wrong?
Me: No, they just try to offer constructive criticism and give techniques and strategies on how to form the structure of things like a human face or body or animals.
Aunt Julie: But they won't try to change her style?
Me: Well, no. Naturally an artist's style changes over time as they get better, and constructive criticism and offering of techniques will help that process.
Aunt Julie: I just don't want anyone telling my daughter that she's wrong.
hyunwooblp: It turns out I’m pretty stupid when it comes to common sense -_-” Me too! High five!
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused...
not the titties!
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
You guys remember the puppy we found on Christmas...
fuckyeahtattoos: baaconnn: This one: Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so she took an x-ray and found that his intestines had flipped and he needed emergency surgery...