Newsflash: Not all guys are asshats. Maybe if you stopped dating asshats you’d realize this?
What if one day you woke up and you suddenly started shitting
you shat and shat and shat and all of a sudden you realized hold the fuck up there is no way there can be this much shit in me and at one point it was just one continuous shit, like goldfish
and this shit just started coming around because there was too much and it actually bent back into your mouth and coming back out and you were crying and the tears were also shit and you were actually a shit this entire time
a never-ending ouroboros of shit
the human shitapede
you actually learned how to address someone’s argument rather than realizing you’re wrong the entire time and the only thing you can do is insult them and hope they don’t realize that you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about?
Oh wait, lol, this is you we’re talking about. You’ll never learn how to do that.
Thanks for the great post. I too am interested in your research into the differences in harvested human semen from the gonads of men of differing racial backgrounds - especially due to my field observations referencing different viscosity, temperature, and density.
My main question regarding your future work is what is the feasability of procuring medical grade gorilla or chimpanzee (higher primate) cum on the market? A quick check with normal mainstream supply routes leads me to question the quality of spunk available on the market (it seems to be more geared towards the amateur semenologist). Without freshly procured ape ejaculate, I think your future experiments may not have a stable scientific baseline to draw from.