My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
The most important thing to remember about the IMAGINARY FAKE NOT REAL zombie apocalypse is that you’re going to die
so I mean don’t get all uppity about surviving the longest just do what you can and have some fun before you eat shit and die no one would make it do you really think the world gets rebuilt after that no shit goes to hell zombie’s get office jobs the end
Remember that one time someone said I wrote decent Tony dialogue? It was all a lie because SpaceCadet does it better.
Space Cadet:The thing is that you can write a Tony and Pepper conversation about Tony wanting to fuck around with someone, but you've got to be smart about that shit. And use a lot of STARING INTO MIDDLE SPACE while Tony goes, "Okay but normal couples - like Natalie Portman is on everyone's list. They have those lists, right?"
And Pepper being like, "Okay, but Tony, normal people never meet the people on their lists. That's why the lists are okay. Tony you're not listening. You have Natalie Portman's number."
"Natalie Portman isn't on my list though."
"Who's on your list? I'll get you their number."
"Okay I feel like you're missing the point. No, Tony, put- no, Jarvis do not pull up the contact list. Stop."
"But what if my list was, like, only one other person. That's fair. And your list can be like, five people. Six. But then I want two. I think that's fair."
"Who would be your second?"
"That girl, you know the one from Saved by the Bell?"
"Tyffany Amber Theeson?"
"Yeah exactly. Her."
"Exactly!" and Tony spreads his arms wide, "So you see it's really only like there's one person on my list-"
"Okay, I feel like MAYBE our wires got crossed here. I don't think we're on the same page."
"No, we're on the same page, but it's a really stupid page that just has the letters N and O on it."